Dentist

Nmph. I've never minded going to the dentist before. As a kid I even thought was fun. But I'm not not so thrilled with my current dentist office. I'm maxing out all the health/vision/dental benefits before I leave, so this afternoon I had a dental appointment.

The hygienist commited such key offenses as:

• failing to move my lip aside before jabbing me with the poky thing
• spraying the water onto my front teeth instead of inside my mouth, such that it bounced into my eyes
• flossing me as if she were wringing laundry against a washboard

When it was all over, I sulked away with a "May I have a toofbrush fanks bye." At least I have no cavities.