Fox!

As I ran through the posts at the border of the park, thus finishing my run, I noticed my mom approaching, jogging into the park. Without breaking stride, she called out.

"Stefanie, how long have you been running?"

"Two loops," I answered, in Chinese. I held up two fingers.

"Two loops?!" she exclaimed incredulously. And as we passed each other by, "Fuck!"

Oh mans, sometimes my mom makes me laugh.